DIARY OF A NYMPH COLLECTION
U.S.A | 1972
Directors:
Anonymous, L. Wilson
Anthony Spinelli Sr.
Starring
Rene Bond, Susan Wescott
DIARY OF A NYMPH: 71 Min.
DIARY OF A BED: 55 Min.
DIARY OF A SCHIZO: 57 Min.
Color
| XXX
Format: DVD (R1 - NTSC | 2-disc set)
After Hours Cinema
The Girl Next Door: All-American (but not all natural) Rene Bond.
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The neighbor demands nookie in DIARY OF A NYMPH.
Swingtown.
Nina Fouse heats up DIARY OF A BED.
Just one of the sordid scenarios in DIARY OF A SCHIZO.
A thirst for sin.
Joe Sarno Trailer Vault.
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DIARY OF A NYMPH COLLECTION
Bare Flesh
 
Nymph
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Movie Rating for DIARY OF A NYMPH & DIARY OF A SCHIZO
  5
Bed
 
Movie Rating for DIARY OF A BED
  4  
DVD Rating   8    
Guest Review by Troy Howarth
A collection of '70s porn gets a release from After Hours Cinema.
    First up: Diary Of A Nymph. Susan Westcott stars as Tracy, a bored suburban housewife looking to expand her sexual horizons...
    Next: Diary Of A Bed. Three different time frames provide three different opportunities for some good old fashioned screwing as a mattress and a bedframe (!) swap stories about the action they've seen over the years...
    Lastly: Diary Of A Schizo. Über-hot Rene Bond plays a (you guessed it) bored suburban housewife this time, suffering from schizophrenia who has a hard time distinguishing between her erotic fantasies and reality...
    A highly variable collection of smut, the three titles have little in common beyond their fairly generic setups (though Bed deserves some credit for the quirkiness of its basic premise) but they all have their moments of interest. Diary Of A Nymph progresses from some routine copulation into some similarly routine female masturbation, though the baroque color schemes give it an alienated quality that's rather striking. The second major sexual set-piece, however, gets some juice from the unbridled kinkiness of star Susan Westcott her partner in the scene seems to have some trouble getting it up, but whether whether sucking on his toes or licking him in a, er... special place Westcott really throws herself into the action and seems to be enjoying herself. The subsequent lesbian tryst and final threesome that develops into a foursome pale in comparison to the smutty content of this early highlight, however, and the dialogue filler is easily dispensable.
    Less successful is Diary Of A Bed true, the concept is a novel one... it's also too goofy for its own good. Much of the sexual action is of the routine variety the first set-piece, nominally set during the Civil War, gets some heat from the participation of buxom blonde Nina Fouse, but it never really catches fire; more successful is the extended Prohibitian-era sequence, in which a "brainy" young man is frustrated by his girl's unwillingness to give him head... only to hit the proverbial jackpot when a French maid and an anonymous flapper volunteer to relieve him. The final sequence, set in the present day, is negligible. Much of the cast is comprised of no-name performers, and with much of the cast going without any kind of onscreen credit it's difficult to give credit where credit is due... Suffice it to say, the cast is willing but the material is weak.
    Diary Of A Schizo is a marked improvement. Set to an extremely bizarre, atonal music score, it depicts a housewife's mental and spiritual meltdown as her sexual fantasies go out of control. The tone is preachy and completely undermined by the intrusion of a white lab-coated shrink offering pontifications into the camera, but Rene Bond's sensual presence makes up for it. Whether masturbating, sucking off her prudish hubby (what's up with that strange growth on his johnson?), dreaming of participating in orgies or having indiscriminate sex with a variety of strange men, Bond lights up every scene in which she participates. The starlet's implants are betrayed by a few indiscreet camera angles, but the average viewer isn't likely to care — she clearly enjoys her work, and it's hard to not enjoy watching her in return. The direction, credited to one "L. Wilson", at times evokes the bizarre tone of Jess Franco's hardcore sex efforts — some of the scenes are deliberately done in an unerotic manner, forcing the viewer to confront the more grotesque details of the act; for example, the final scene set in a seedy, cockroach infested hotel room is anything but romantic in its presentation.

After Hours Cinema's release of Diary of a Nymph Collection is another solid addition to any vintage porn lover's library. The two disc set presents fullframe transfers of all three titles. The films show their age and budget, but only Diary Of A Bed seems to have aged really poorly the image is scratchy and beat up throughout, and the dialogue is muffled and buried amid background hiss and distortion. Imperfections are evident throughout all three titles, though they no doubt look as good as the elements will permit. An occasional "AHC" bug appears at the bottom of the frame. Extras include an in-depth booklet by "The After Hours Collector" and an abundance of trailers for other After Hours vintage porn releases. One small caveat worth noting: the back of the slip case indicates that the first disc pairs Nymph with Schizo, but in fact the first disc pairs Nymph with Bed; Schizo is presented on the second disc, together with the trailer collection. Disc 1 features a video introduction to the fims by porn scholar 42nd Street Pete. 7/19/08

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